She is Daddy's Angel...Wait....What?

Conversation between mother and daughter overhead by father with father’s thoughts interspersed:

[Daughter, 16.9 years old, drags into kitchen in the morning clearly having trouble getting started for the day of christmas shopping and other errands]

Mother: I thought you were going to bed early last night.

Daughter: I did, but then I started watching TV…

Father (to himself): I am going to be sorry I ran that cable.

Daughter: …and stopped on this show on the Food Network…

Father: Well at least it was something sort of educational. Maybe she caught an Alton Brown marathon.

Daughter: … call Paula’s Party…

Father: Paula Deen? Fascinating TV? Since when?

Daughter: … She had these six HOT guys on the show and I just couldn’t turn it off.

Father: … … …

Imported from an old blog. Some links might be dead. Let me know if you find dead links.